This, my friends, is a "PARAMOTOR BRAND paraglider w/Trike & Xtra Large Wing”. So far, the bidding has reached $2,617.89, up from an opening bid of $999, and the auction is less than one day old. (My secret confession: I'd love to have it!)

Need a business of your own? Why not consider this prime property in Kermit, Texas? (Where?)

There are some real advantages to owning this place, such as:

* “This building is two doors from Spankeys Bar”
* “Start a coffee shop and make friends that can take you all the way to the Whitehouse…Just ask GW.”

Of course, there are a couple of disadvantages: “the window glass is broken and needs replacing” and “There are underground fuel tanks not known to leak and in need of removal soon.” (Not known to leak? Who are those stern looking men in black suits and white shirts? Why, it's the EPA come calling. How neighborly of them.)

Bored while you wait for your glass to be repaired and your fuel tanks removed? Try this treasure and stay physically fit:

This is the Treadwall. As best I can tell, you climb and climb and climb – and just keep climbing as long as the machine is turned on. Have you ever seen a guinea pig or hamster run in place for hours, going nowhere? Well, why should they have all the fun?

And if you're a Buckeye fan, here are sweets you will love:

A fake cherry pie with a giant “O” and six fake cookies in the shape of a football. Oh, joy! More stuff to sit around and collect dust.

And shades of Jurassic Park! Yes, you too can own your very own 70 million year old raptor claw:

Don't ya just love free enterprise?